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OBAMA THE ANTICHRIST - "OH NO! THE COMMIE-SOCIALSIT NIGHTMARE HAS COME! QUICK, EVERYONE! RUN TO CANADA"


TAGS: conservatives scared of antichrist obama
Rating: 3.23/5

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jsorocki - November 8, 2012, 9:58 am
I find your lack of creativity suspicious. Also, the spelling of your name.
Cannabal - November 7, 2012, 6:01 pm
I find your lack of coffee in the morning suspicious.
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 5:26 pm
...only to have to turn around and go back to the trailer park in Tennesee, or whatever.
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 5:26 pm
Well once they get here, we're going to have to explain to them that we already have a succesful socialized healthcare system, and we allow g** marriage, and all that stuff they hate. I just don't want them wasting all that gas money coming here...
Bull - November 7, 2012, 1:49 pm
I find your grasp of sarcasm lacking.
jsorocki - November 7, 2012, 8:35 am
I find your lack of intelligence appalling.
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 12:54 am
They are cleaning up the remains on the sidewalk outside his two story bedroom window... funny, though, not much brain matter to clean up
Cannabal - November 7, 2012, 12:50 am
Simultaneous aneurysms? If so, why the hell wasn't Battaile affected? Oh, and Crankyhead: my condolences, them Teabaggers will take a while to realize their mistake, but who knows: they might be able to find Canada anyway.
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 12:43 am
Notice, Cranky, how much quieter and cleaner it is in here after an Obama victory? WTFO, arnnatz, groucho, Vbunchalies, Jdolt.... we hardly knew ya? hahaha
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 12:34 am
Please don't.


CONGRESS - Must be great to be able to vote on your own salary and tax rate.




DR. CONSERVATIVE - Bringing truths to the people.




FISHING - conservatives teach you how to fish liberals take your fish and give it to someone unwilling to fish




How Conservatives in America see President Obama -


TAGS: obama racism conservatives bias demotivational
Rating: 3.43/5

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fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 11:15 am
/apparently too 'h o t' for the word filter..lol
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 11:15 am
On the h** list. Heck yeah! X-D
EmmaRoydes - June 6, 2014, 8:10 am
Research shows that, if you are afraid of spiders, you're more likely to find one in your own bedroom
fckoffmooooooo - June 6, 2014, 1:02 am
A link to a racist article full of lies posted by a racist liar.. Color me surprised
fckoffmooooooo - June 6, 2014, 1:00 am
Talking about your mother now, racebaiter.. Does she spit or s******?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2014, 12:43 am

So, So easy. How can you possibly call me a racist?
fckoffmoooooo - June 6, 2014, 12:38 am
You're too easy mooo.. Grab your knee pads, race-baiter.. You need them.. spending all that time on your knees with your racist buddies..
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 12:13 am
/a***yzed = a n a l y z e d (really? "Nal" is considered a 'bad' word? Now that f***ing funny)
fauxnews - June 6, 2014, 12:12 am
Anyhow..lol..for anyone interested,Im posting a link to a great article about "race in code" as a***yzed by a review of a famous documentary in hindsight,"2016:Obama's America" http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/08/30/what-an-obama-bashing-doc-says-about-us/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2014, 12:01 am

Really? You're making this too easy.
guest31 - June 5, 2014, 11:50 pm
I'd have a difficult time posting lies too. Much less calling others racists.. unless they were the authors of crap like this
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:36 pm
No worries. :-) I struggled with it too, tell you the truth.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:30 pm

The reality here is, I had a hard time deciding whether or not to approve this poster. Faux, you're right on the line of what I consider acceptable with this one. Don't push it any further.
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:25 pm
And just so you know, Fox...I'm actually sad to hear that you are getting ready to leave us,sincerely. :-( Sorry to hear about your injury... :-/ ... hope you're doing better.If I was there I'd buy you a bottle of the good stuff.Be safe when you return,k?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:24 pm

Goodbye Groucho
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:23 pm

Don't taunt him.
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:23 pm
Glad to see you approve of this moron's racist poster that he subscribes to us.. Your every bit of the impotent moderator I knew you could be. Now if that's too strong for you mooo.. Perhaps you need to change your tampon... Have a nice day, racist
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:22 pm
Hmmmm, Groucho...you called me a "Moron" and then an "Idiot". Two personal attacks for the price of one? X-D Here...have another tissue...didn't realize how badly you needed it until now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:21 pm

I'm going to let you have that one...but JUST that one.
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:20 pm
Or why not just admit you're a complete idiot with no defense with the president... What's running for now that he has to continually campaign vs lead..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 11:20 pm

Insults like "moron" and "idiot" against other members will not be tolerated. keep it up and you'll be banned. (you've had your first 2 strikes)
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:19 pm
No...they are all warriors...even those cowardly men who attacked their former comrade for political gain. And despite that, I would still buy any of those men a couple of rounds..because all men who serve are warriors, even if they screw up later in life
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:18 pm
Or light skinned with no negro dialect...
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:18 pm
No, faux. You are going to face facts. You created a poster depicting Obama in a way that Democrats actually see Obama. Then tried to blame your own bigotry on Republicans.
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:18 pm
Why didn't you make him clean and articulate?
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
You do what you want moron... You made the racist poster... As for Kerry you're an idiot too
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:14 pm
So, faux, according to you, the ONLY warrior in the swift boat community was John Kerry... because that is what the Democrst narrative says...And anyone who thinks differently is part of the lunatic fringe. The Democrst narrative. Interesting world
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:14 pm
I'm going to look the other way and pretend you didn't just refer to "slavery as a failed experiment" and that what you really meant was something here ENTIRELY different. Care to clarify? :-/
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:12 pm
"Face it, the experiment to use a black man to enslave has failed"...WTF? Uh, this is when I normally say, can I have a hit of whatever your smoking??? Must be good stuff :-)
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:11 pm
Why should I do that Groucho, when you do enough of that for all of us combined? X-D Tissue?
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:10 pm
Ah, the specter of the real problem lifts its ugly head: liberal Democrats attempting to blame their blatant racism and bigotry on the party that fought to free slaves and pass civil rights. Face it, the experiment to use a black man to enslave has failed
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:10 pm
Whateva...No....I didn't call "you a terrorist." You and I both know that. That's a straight up stupid question. You did, however, call me "a liberal".....again. I did make fun of your "us against them" logic. By your logic, you are making fun of yourself
GrouchoMarxist - June 5, 2014, 11:07 pm
Does yo masta and Miss Hillary tahk funny when thea audience is different too? You really show your stupidity and racism here...
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:07 pm
P.S. Nobody in the Pentagon is calling swift boaters REAL warriors. In fact, they have been denounced by the majority of respected mainstream conservatives and veterans everywhere. Only the lunatic fringe, a small minority, thinks them as "warriors"...
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:05 pm
And faux. Did you actually call mr a terrorist? I have spent the last few months recovering from a leg injury so that I can return to duty overseas. I have done that. So, yes, I guess to people like you I am a terrorist
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 11:05 pm
Attacking GOP politicians isn't the same thing as an endorsement of the left. Nor is it praising liberals. Nothing in this poster says, "OBAMA ROCKS! HE'S AWESOME!!" Ah, the specter of the real problem lifts its ugly head: partisan politics & divisiveness
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 11:02 pm
The Democrat narrative says he is a war hero. The real warriors who were there say otherwise. I am not refuting the poster. I am endorsing it as how folks like you actually see Obama. Or did a conservative Republican make this pister, hmmmm?
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 10:57 pm
There you go again... so instead of attacking the poster, you attack (full of rage) the author. Can't refute the poster so go after the source, eh? According to your logic, Fox, then attacking Kerry (who is a war hero) makes you, what? A terrorist? lol
fauxnews - June 5, 2014, 10:57 pm
There you go again... so instead of attacking the poster, you attack (full of rage) the author. Can't refute the poster so go after the source, eh? According to your logic, Fox, then attacking Kerry (who is a war hero) makes you, what? A terrorist? lol
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 10:49 pm
Since a liberal, not a conservative, made this poster, this is obviously how liberals see Obama.
Bandit5906 - June 5, 2014, 10:32 pm
The Democrap Party: Founders of the KKK!
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 1:30 pm
The Democrat Party everybody.... Nothing like lynching a black man then blaming others


INTERNET LIBERALS - Please show our internet liberal haters some respect. They only lash out at you because they know you are better than them.


TAGS: great being right and conservative
Rating: 4.43/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:37 am
Now I can relate. A keeper. Putting this on my wall as a reminder to, Just say NO


GEORGE H.W. BUSH - Read my lips: No new taxes... psyche!




REPUBLICAN SUICIDE - It makes no sense that Henry Hamilton of Key West, Florida, committed suicide just because of Obama's re-election.


TAGS: conservative republican suicide obama election
Rating: 2.09/5

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Cannabal - April 14, 2015, 4:05 pm
That he was.
RonaldReagan - April 12, 2015, 10:55 pm
Fool


IDIOCRACY - It's closer than you think.




THIS IS SPARTA - When GrouchoMarxist asked if Leonidas spit or swallow, he answered with a gigantic kick in the balls.




These Lives Matter -




BENITO MUSSOLINI - "Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power."




CONSERVATIVES AND LIBERALS - They're All full of Shit !




ENVY - He's handsome, wealthy, successful, a family man. It's not difficult to understand why liberals hate Mitt Romney so much.




CURRENT AMERICAN POLITICS - In a nutshell.




CONSERVATIVE WOMEN - Exercising 2nd Amendment Rights at their monthly NRA Ladies Auxiliary meeting. (Women + Guns = Sexy)




HERMAN CAIN - Black conservative and not ashamed.




HEY LIBERALS - how else may I piss you off today




CONSERVATISM - CLINGING FIERCELY TO ONE'S BELIEFS IN THE FACE OF OVERWHELMING OPPOSITION AND OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE THAT YOU ARE WRONG




THE HYPOCRITIC OATH - Millionaire governor Rick Scott fights health care for all Americans but pays only $800 a year for his own government-supplied health care.




FAIRNESS? - That sounds like socialism!




THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD - I now want to marry him and have his babies.


TAGS: dosxx foxbashing stupid conservatives
Rating: 1.86/5

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JGalt - November 6, 2012, 6:50 am
Truth bothers you that much, eh?


ZOMBIE REAGAN - Still more conservative than the GOP...I'd vote for him.




Mia Love -


TAGS: mi love utah war on women black conservative conservative woman
Rating: 4.79/5

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blesic - December 2, 2014, 11:36 pm
She must be a Mormon otherwise she wouldn't have been elected.


LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT - The economic system we used to become the richest, most powerful, most pampered nation on the planet - And you're telling us it doesn't work???




PROHIBTION - Conservatives and liberals are wrong. Libertarians are right!




GUN CONTROL - Is The Gipper a tyrant for supporting very conservative legislation regulating the sales of firearms?


TAGS: gun control ronald reagan conservative
Rating: 3.4/5

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Cannabal - January 18, 2013, 10:03 am
Worse: they'd call Reagan a LIBRUL!
PapaFox - January 18, 2013, 9:32 am
Today they'd call him a RINO. :(


JOB CREATORS - Where are those jobs? You had your tax cuts for over a decade now!!




TEABAGGERS - They sling the word socialist much like chimpanzees fling their own feces.




Second Amendment -


TAGS: guns jesus violence republican conservative
Rating: 2.33/5

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blesic - September 21, 2014, 9:42 pm
Concisely put.
Bandit5906 - September 21, 2014, 9:02 pm
Of course! What good would a gun be (for defense) if he could not use it responsibly?


CONSERVATIVES - So closed-minded, that nothing sinks in at all, not even the facts.


TAGS: conservative republican teabaggers stupid fascists
Rating: 2.2/5

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Renza - March 15, 2013, 7:46 am
Of course they are, even if managed to grasp the facts, they couldn't do anything about it... admitting they're arguing about the validity of fictional things would just make them look stupid...
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 6:12 am
Facts are the enemy!


WE'RE COMING... - In November, 2012




PROFIT MOTIVE - Jonas Salk did not care about it.




THE TEA PARTY - Give us what we want or we'll burn the country down.




YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP - John McCain “Doesn’t Understand” Torture - Rick Santorum




POLITICS OVER ADVANCEMENT - The NAACP refuses to back Kenneth Gladney after he was beaten down and called Nigger because Gladney is a Conservative.




CONSERVATIVES - Proud to be everything liberals can't stand




CONSERVATIVE LOGIC 102 -




Grumpy Cat Hates Faux News -




MORON - Republicans sure know one when they see one. And sometimes, they elect one, too.


TAGS: rick perry stupid conservative republican
Rating: 1.5/5

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Cannabal - July 5, 2013, 10:55 am
And yet, I am still cogent enough to type a cogent sentence.
Cannabal - July 5, 2013, 10:52 am
I was with you right up until that last part there, because, as Coulter herself has pointed out, Obama is only "half-black."
ChadAllen - July 4, 2013, 11:40 pm
But I agree with you tho' about Cannonball. Him & ol' Pops both need to lay off that loco weed & clear the smoke outta their attic's.
ChadAllen - July 4, 2013, 11:32 pm
Personally, I think both of these self-serving Parties need to die a grisly death. Neither one's worth a Rats $hit to the people.
ChadAllen - July 4, 2013, 11:31 pm
Bush is going on 5 years down the road. Time to man up & get with this program we've got now. A much more demonstrable one given this enemy of the state we have now virtually gets away with murder & believes he can simply by virtue of his being black!
Cannabal - July 3, 2013, 6:37 pm
If only Bush had a teleprompter: he could've sounded, uh, not stupid.
Cannabal - July 3, 2013, 6:36 pm
That's not true: because I still think Rick Perry is woefully retarded.
OTC - July 3, 2013, 5:51 pm
Now Chad, there were plenty of Republicans that were bamboozled and voted for obama, he just got the wrong picture, cannabal probably smokes too much cannabis
ChadAllen - July 3, 2013, 3:32 pm
What? Nothing about the abject idiot & thorough failure Democrats gave us as their candidate for President?? Moron.


Philosophy -




Congratulations to Senator Tim Scott -




YOU CAN DRESS UP A TURD - But At The End Of The Day, It's Still A Turd




CITIZENS UNITED - Because money is free speech and our Politicians weren't corrupt enough.




CONSERVATIVE WOMEN - You don't stand a chance with her dude she's beautiful and smarter than you




KNOWLEDGE GAP -




Don't blame me for my politics. -


TAGS: tea party conservatives bible homophobia
Rating: 3.4/5

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Zeitguy - July 14, 2014, 10:28 am
The power of the biblical force field.


American Conservatives are Pro-life * -


TAGS: american conservatives pro life trayon martin
Rating: 3.24/5

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fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 6:02 pm
Oh, Zeity, you had me at "score." :-)
Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 5:17 pm
Score one for Emma for the KKK democrat retort.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 5:02 pm
Here's a towel then. Feel better? Now dry off those tears, mate. :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 4:37 pm
No thanks, maybe you should just take a cold shower.
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 4:24 pm
:-*
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 4:24 pm
Need a hug?
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 3:57 pm
Funny how you show a democrat (KKK) aiming a pistol at the child. Being a limey, you probably didn't know that the KKK is a product of democrats, did you?
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 1:30 pm
Seriously, though... all satire has a component built into that. In the meanwhile, watch Fruitvale station. Great empathy exercise. http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20483133_20687823,00.html
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 1:27 pm
Like the Stallone movie? X-D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_UC2AyhYQk
Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 1:25 pm
Kinda going over the top a bit wouldn't you say.


LIBERALS; - Stop blaming everyone for your issues and take responsibility for your life. I know, taking responsibility for anything is hard for you, but I believe...




EVOLUTION - OH MY GOD! WE'VE FOUND THE MISSING LINK!




CONSERVATIVE RE-WRITE - Not so attractive as the original.


TAGS: conservative values
Rating: 2.78/5

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Renza - February 27, 2013, 5:52 pm
There's a pretty clear difference between a satirical presentation of religion being used, and the actual bastardization that politicians like to use, of which the satire is meant to point out.
PapaFox - February 27, 2013, 1:49 pm
You wouldn't be the first I've seen do just that. Hell, you wouldn't be the first I've seen even today.
falconfan00 - February 27, 2013, 1:17 pm
C'mon man. Your cold busted doing the very thing you accuse the other side of being wrong about, and there's supposed to be some justification for that? You can use Jesus but I can't? What if i say all my religious posts are protests, can i do it then?
PapaFox - February 27, 2013, 12:52 pm
In a protest over the way religion is often mis-used on the right.
falconfan00 - February 27, 2013, 12:32 pm
I believe you Papa and i agree with you. But i will remind you that you used Christ and scripture in this very post for political reasons. You did the very thing you have a problem with the other guy doing, using Jesus to sell your politics.
PapaFox - February 27, 2013, 10:16 am
I have no problem with religion, being a believer myself. I DO have a problem with the way it's often abused for political reasons or filling televangelist's pockets.
falconfan00 - February 27, 2013, 10:05 am
Since you appear unaware, please refer to large picture of Jesus along with modified scripture from the Bible to determine who brought up religion. That would be the original poster, not yours truly. To imply I brought it up would be error on your part.
Renza - February 27, 2013, 8:32 am
If people didn't bring up religion, they probably wouldn't get related responses, often how things work. Anyone's welcome to state their opinion, it may just be responded to with facts.
falconfan00 - February 26, 2013, 4:21 pm
Nice jab at the Christian. It must be great to know you can be as inconsiderate as you like to someone knowing that if they return the favor, you can point at them and call them hypocrits for coming down to your level. Stay classy Ren.
Renza - February 26, 2013, 4:17 pm
An imaginary figure can't save a country, fyi. You may also wish to consider broadening your views of government and charity. Just because helping the poor isn't their sole purpose doesn't mean they don't do it.
PapaFox - February 26, 2013, 3:33 pm
If you prefer to remain ignorant of our country's history, knock yourself out.
falconfan00 - February 26, 2013, 3:10 pm
So the government, by your definition, is a charity?? And charities have armies? Conduct foreign policy? Run agencies like the CIA and FBI? Build interstates? Run prisons? Or, most importantly, force donations under penalty of law?? Wow dude.
PapaFox - February 26, 2013, 2:54 pm
Wrong. The US Government has been helping the poor since the country was formed. http://www.welfareinfo.org/history/
falconfan00 - February 26, 2013, 2:48 pm
Government is not a charitable institution, no matter how hard you try to make it so. At its best it is inefficient, and at its worst it is the prime example for corruption and greed. If government equaled charity, Christ would have come to save Rome.


FASCISTS - Sound eerily like Teabaggers.




WHITE NATIONALISM - The true foundation of Nazism. And at the current time, it is also the key demographic of the Republican Party.


TAGS: conservative republican nazi fascist party
Rating: 2/5

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Cannabal - November 15, 2012, 2:20 pm
Yeah, U.S. ain't made much progress in terms of race relations.
arnnatz - November 15, 2012, 9:49 am
By the same token, obama received 93% of the black vote.
Cannabal - November 15, 2012, 8:39 am
Yes, but it's gonna be hard to do that when the GOP received 88% of the white vote. And let's not forget that the previous ticket was was also two very white guys.
PapaFox - November 15, 2012, 7:57 am
Scary but true. The Republican Party needs to steer away from the loons and get back to representing the rest of America.


Joni Ernst -


TAGS: conservative republican senate women feminism
Rating: 1.93/5

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blesic - November 12, 2014, 12:10 pm
That's right. Both global climate change and religion have been accepted as fact.
jonny5 - November 12, 2014, 9:59 am
The argument that consensus confirms "man made global climate change" proves your point. Conversely religion's been around for centuries, so by the same logic as fewer and fewer believe that proves that it never was a myth and therefore must be 100% true
blesic - November 11, 2014, 11:55 am
If a myth endures long enough, it becomes accepted as fact.
jonny5 - November 10, 2014, 9:38 am
and the myth of liberal tolerance rolls on...
blesic - November 9, 2014, 3:19 pm
Yes, ban him! Definitely ban Johnny.
jonny5 - November 9, 2014, 11:31 am
blesic stands for "Believes Liberalism Enthusiastically Stereotypical Insensitive Caveman" If a Rep had written this they'd be tagged ***ist and the those on the left would call for their being banned.
blesic - November 8, 2014, 8:56 pm
Thank you.
Cannabal - November 8, 2014, 7:28 pm
blesic, you're all right.
blesic - November 8, 2014, 4:27 pm
At least I'm not a conservative buffoon. That's the lowest form of animal life in the country.
blesic - November 8, 2014, 4:27 pm
At least I'm not a conservative buffoon. That's the lowest form of animal life in the country.
diehard - November 8, 2014, 1:07 am
get a grip, get a life..wake up and welcome to 2014....what a buffoon
blesic - November 8, 2014, 12:14 am
Certainly not! This is 1961. Isn't it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 7, 2014, 7:18 pm

"know their place" Are you stuck in the 1950's?
blesic - November 7, 2014, 2:05 pm
They should have income equality as long as they know their place.
diehard - November 7, 2014, 5:27 am
Still better than liberal douches who fail at both jobs
OTC - November 7, 2014, 2:15 am
Guess Hillary Clinton should stay out of the political race in 2016 with all these attacks on women by the left, cause y'know, war on women and all
OTC - November 7, 2014, 2:11 am
And here I was believing liberals wanted income equality and equal rights for women
blesic - November 7, 2014, 12:21 am
If she's in the national guard, it must be KP duty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2014, 10:05 pm

Well put.
Olympusmanager - November 6, 2014, 9:54 pm
You know that you're talking about a Lt. Colonel in the National Guard, right? Why don't you enlighten the rest of us as to YOUR accomplishments, as soon as YOU finish the dishes. What a DERP!


MODERN REPUBLICAN - "It's COMMUNIST because I said so! (Even though I don't know what that word really means......)




Fear -


TAGS: conservative republican guns violence feminism
Rating: 1.63/5

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blesic - December 7, 2014, 10:24 pm
Shame on you and the conservatives who hide behind guns and outdated laws like cowards.
Zeitguy - December 7, 2014, 7:38 pm
You sound as if you live in a country that does not have a constitutional amendment that gives you the" right to bear arms". If so then good luck, if not then shame on you.
posterman - November 8, 2014, 8:31 pm
And your interpretation of a liberaldefending themselves with a cell phone; waiting minutes on 911 when second count?


YES, LIBTARDS ARE THAT STUPID II -




VOTE CONSERVATIVE - Because you don't want HIM picking leaders, do you?




ANGRY PROTESTERS - Angry conservatives fly the flag and denounce the President. Angry proggs deface the flag and denounce America.




LIBERAL MYTH #31 - Liberals are always honest about their agendas during an election.




ANGRY, SCREAMING, OUTRAGED, GNASHING LIBERALS -




REP. ALLEN WEST - "I think that when you look at what a community organizer is turning out to be, it does seem to be like a low-level socialist agitator" Thank you for your courage, honesty and service, sir.




FLORIDA BONG BAN - Are you high, Florida? Your jonesing economy can't rely on the illegal coke trade alone!




DIVERSITY - In a spirit of diversity, a person's culture should be respected, unless of course, your culture includes traditional American Conservative values.




TELEVISION - It has no liberal or conservative bias: there is only static to confuse you, to distract you, and to stupefy you.




UNION PROTESTS -




AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE VALUES - Republicans, Religion and Guns Don't Mix Wished You Had Voted NOW! Don't Ya?




THE MEDIA - THE MEDIA ARE ONLY AS LIBERAL AS THE CONSERVATIVE BUSINESSES THAT OWN THEM




HOW STRANGE - Republicans didn't give a half of a shit about civil liberties when Bush was taking them all away......


TAGS: conservative republicans civil rights liberties
Rating: 3/5

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Doggit - January 17, 2013, 9:40 am
Good point
Cannabal - January 16, 2013, 11:29 pm
Yep, we're f***ed.
JGalt - January 16, 2013, 11:11 pm
And Now democrats do not!


JOHN MOHAMMAD - Zero terrorist attacks on American soil since 9/11?




Conservatives -


TAGS: fox news conservative republican media
Rating: 2.57/5

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Cannabal - May 4, 2013, 2:10 am
You posted this link before. That's the problem with you conservatives: lack of nuance.
Cannabal - May 4, 2013, 2:06 am
"...under the right circumstances, conservatives and libertarians were as likely as anyone on the left to give wrong answers to economic questions..." You are so full of ****, Galt. You wanna talk to me about Harvard's bogus austerity paper, too?!
Cannabal - May 4, 2013, 1:54 am
Remind me: who established voodoo economics again? REAGAN!
PapaFox - May 3, 2013, 10:47 pm
Talk to us about trickle-down poverty sometime.
JGalt - May 3, 2013, 10:43 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1KOBMg1Y8
JGalt - May 3, 2013, 10:42 pm
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2011/12/i-was-wrong-and-so-are-you/308713/
JGalt - May 3, 2013, 10:41 pm
liberals flunk economics tests.... http://h**air.com/archives/2010/06/08/wsj-liberals-fail-economics-test-conservative-and-libertarians-score-best/
Renza - May 3, 2013, 1:28 pm
5L says they'd deny it anyway.


Logic -


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Cannabal - June 8, 2013, 5:36 pm
I appreciate the nod, Bob, but I have no illusions about the response I get with my posters. I would've been more insulted if I got no votes at all.
Renza - June 8, 2013, 1:48 pm
Yeah, you don't get paid to post on this site?
StoneTools - June 8, 2013, 8:15 am
working here?
BobbEdwards - June 8, 2013, 1:44 am
It says plenty how the 1Ls automatically roll in whenever you post, Cannabal. If you're remotely left of center, working here is like being a lib "guest" on a Fox News program. You barely get a word in before being shouted (rated) down and swept aside.
Curlyrocks - June 6, 2013, 9:15 pm
Another perfect poster by Cannabal, I love how conservatives never look at war as another form of B/S tax keeping the rich rich and the powerful powerful.
Cannabal - June 6, 2013, 3:54 pm
I agree: those Wall Street gluttons are total parasites. Viva la revolution!
Renza - June 6, 2013, 9:45 am
shouldn't be so hard on yourself chad
ChadAllen - June 6, 2013, 7:28 am
Logic?? Only to those too ignorant to know, understand, or care what it takes to preserve it. Those who are quick to enjoy the fruits of the sacrifices made by better people, but too cowardly & selfish to do their "fair share" to help defend it!


THEY DON'T KNOW THEY'RE BRAIN DEAD - When American Conservatives vote... this always happens!




LOGIC - Yours is idiotic.




Conservative Logic -


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Renza - May 7, 2013, 1:21 pm
Comparing anyone to the abusers of a system is a convenient excuse that completely ignores how the wealthy pay lower tax rates than the working class. Carlin is exactly correct that it is the message presented.
Oyster - May 7, 2013, 9:54 am
No, it's as simple as money earned vs money given.
Renza - May 7, 2013, 7:40 am
that sounds like an excuse to buy some time
Oyster - May 7, 2013, 6:21 am
That whole quote is way too easy to break apart, but I have neither the time nor desire right now.


SORE LOSER - “Man, sometimes God really sucks...." ~Glenn Beck


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crankyhead - November 15, 2012, 5:40 pm
P.S. I'll take some strawberry compote on my waffles, whenever they're ready arnnatz. Thanks.
crankyhead - November 15, 2012, 5:39 pm
You're clearly trying to hide how b***hurt you are about the election results with all this overreaching for conspiracies, where there aren't any, arnnatz. Crowley did her job. One of the candidates tried to push a lie, and she didn't let him. Period.
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 8:56 pm
Nope, no way you're on meth, because otherwise it would help alleviate your clear case of a**burger's Syndrome no doubt.
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 8:43 pm
actually I expected a better argument from you. Now it's almost like debating cranky, except you haven't done the "Hey, look over there" yet
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 8:41 pm
so no justification or argument about your logic fail? I expected more from you.
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 8:38 pm
And I a**ume you live in Missouri and only do about a quarter of the methamphetamine that Battaile uses.
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 8:35 pm
I a**ume you live in colorado and are taking advantage of the legal weed. It's messing up your ability to make a valid argument
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 8:34 pm
where's the waffle? Raddatz was impartial, even in your comment. Crowley was not impartial. Therefore, it's a logic fail on your part
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 8:33 pm
#43376 You make more waffles than a Waffle House run by Mitt Romney and John Kerry.
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 8:30 pm
That's exactly my point. She was impartial, not a member of one of the debate teams. The last part of your argument is total bs and unsupported by the first part or my prior comment.
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 8:20 pm
I don't recall Martha Raddatz, who is a Republican by the way, treating either Biden or Ryan unfairly during the VP debates. You Republican voters are now the new "Bush-blamers," whining about how Obama got preferential treatment and "stole the election."
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 7:34 pm
So, moderators are also debate team members in your storybook? I always a**ume moderators are impartial and don't defend one team member over the other. That's the purpose of the debate in the first place.
crankyhead - November 14, 2012, 5:32 pm
Seriously, you can't accuse one of the debate moderators of being impartial, just because they corrected your candidate, when he misspoke.
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 3:12 pm
Hey, Romney was the one spewing bull**** on national television; if he didn't wanna get called out for it, he shouldn't have said it.
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 3:10 pm
Just made a poster of that. And quite frankly, that's all kinds of f***ed up.
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 2:54 pm
If candy crowley hadn't been on team obama, it would have been an effective argument
fauxnews - November 14, 2012, 2:41 pm
I think we found out what happened to Groucho. HEADLINE: Crazed g** man kills himself after Romney loses... http://www.mediaite.com/print/florida-man-commits-suicide-over-obama-re-election-wrote-fk-obama-in-will/
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 1:54 pm
And Romney tried to call out Obama for not calling Benghazi a terrorist attack during the 2nd presidential debate when Obama in fact called it an "act of terror," and conservatives did nothing but whine and b**** about this little fact check.
arnnatz - November 13, 2012, 9:34 pm
and obama criticized romney because romney said it was a terrorist attack
arnnatz - November 13, 2012, 9:33 pm
remember when obama said bengazi happened because of a video and romney said it was because of terrorists?
Cannabal - November 13, 2012, 8:40 pm
Remember when Mitt Romney was against FEMA before he was for it, because a f***ing hurricane hit the East Coast, devastating New York? And Chris Christie, Gov. of NJ said, "f*** Romney's ph**o op, I got **** to do"?
arnnatz - November 13, 2012, 7:18 pm
That's john kerry. Obama had his share of flip flops. Take g** marriage for instance
Cannabal - November 13, 2012, 4:55 pm
You know who was for the storm before he was against it? Mitt Romney.
arnnatz - November 12, 2012, 11:27 pm
Sound kind of like "I'm so glad we had that storm last week" - Oh, sorry, that was a democrat "news caster"


ANDREW RYAN - He thought capitalist, free market economic principles were "Too Big To Fail" in his Atlantean Utopia, too.




FOX NEWS: THE NEWS NETWORK OF FASCISTS -


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Cannabal - February 4, 2013, 10:13 pm
Wait, if it's the same guy, doesn't that mean it's "old" management?
vbattaile - January 31, 2013, 2:51 pm
Did you know the US Government is currently under new management from KENYA
PapaFox - November 15, 2012, 7:54 am
And he's laughing his way to the bank!


AT THE PALACE - I can understand the need for luxury. But this is one damn big Porta-Potty !




OFF SHORE TAX HAVENS - 100 Billion in lost Tax revenue a year.




Hero -


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Rating: 5/5

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Dwydwyyr - December 11, 2016, 7:00 pm
"Lost" their minds is more like it. Fake News and conspiracy thinking is now the new normal in America. Exhibit A thru Z [See comments]:#82653 thru #82656
Pushkin - December 11, 2016, 11:45 am
Yes. Absolutes. The Right is absolutely right. And the Left is absolutely wrong.
Cyberhagen - December 10, 2016, 12:44 pm
Absolutes? Only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes. The ability to compromise is a sign of a reasonable mind. Obama was an example of the "My way or the highway" mindset, we need less of that.
Pushkin - December 10, 2016, 11:56 am
There is no compromise. There is no empathy. Empathy is for the weak. And beauty is for the strong. There is only right and wrong. When you're right, you're right. And when you're left, you're wrong.
Zeitguy - December 10, 2016, 12:43 am
Has this site completely lost all perception of compromise and empathy. It's not always right and left and the acceptance that there's no middle ground is especially important in this upcoming administration.
Pushkin - December 6, 2016, 11:29 pm
Thank you.
Reality Lord - December 6, 2016, 1:26 pm

good poster push but a bit wordy. you will lose most of them. i would have run with the final two words as my title and the body would have been everything after"i am not a conservsative..."
Reality Lord - December 6, 2016, 1:23 pm

the statement definitely defines "patriot"


PARANOIA - BUSH - I don't wanna scare ya'. But the Secret Service tell me there might be a terrorist lurkin' somewhere in the White House.




SUPREME COURT JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS - Is the man.




OH, PROMISES PROMISES - Don't believe Liberal rhetoric at election time




CONSERVATIVE - Not Romney, Huckabee, Gingrich or Giuliani. You people better learn the difference if you want to be a one.




THE FIRST REPUBLICAN - The man had psychic powers.




Bible Truth -


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StoneTools - May 6, 2013, 1:15 am
only my partner and I will ever know the answer to that on this website
Cannabal - May 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
Touche, my good man (or are you a woman?).
StoneTools - May 5, 2013, 5:12 pm
For all I know, you have a p**** as well. I don't know you any more than you know me.
Cannabal - May 4, 2013, 1:55 am
Well, Curlyrocks has just divulged--and I know this was censored--that she has a "p'ussy," and something tells me that, uh, she is not referring to her pet cat. Draw your own conclusion.
StoneTools - May 4, 2013, 12:14 am
that sounds kinda g**
Cannabal - May 3, 2013, 8:51 pm
Truth be told, no man really wants kids. The patriarchal family unit was originally established purely for the sake of slave labor.
Curlyrocks - May 3, 2013, 8:40 pm
See I wasn't going to weigh in on abortion much because I have a p**** and though that I don't have the correct organs to form an opinion on a life growing inside me. But this confirms what I thought MY opinion on abortion is the most important Im a MAN
Cannabal - May 3, 2013, 6:10 pm
I like you. You get me.
Renza - May 3, 2013, 4:24 pm
There goes the religious arguments apparently
Curlyrocks - May 3, 2013, 3:58 pm
Ohhh I get it, so according to the bible a fetus has about the same rights as a women or slave, IE their husband or owner calls the sh**s. That would mean according to the bible a fetus is not a person.


BRAVE CLARICE. -




SMACK DOWN FROM THE RIGHT - You go girl!! It's about time conservative women started to fight back. Palin/Bachmann 2012




ROMNEY - I like firing people. I like putting people to death. I like castrating gays. I like tearing the wings off of butterflies. I like....




GRIEF - BUSH - I just can't believe it ! My daddy took my baseball team away !




PETITIONS ON WH PAGE - Silly people, its the WH enemies list!




PISA - As slanted as FOX News!




RUSHATOLLAH - Republicans Are Men Of Narrow Vision, Who Are Afraid Of The Future. - Jimmy Carter




MITTENS - Your most likely to get nominated candidate is most likely going to lose.




CITIZENS UNITED - Apparently this conservative group didn't get the memo.




JESUS H. CHRIST! - This ain't a theocracy, this ain't the Age of Absolutism: the Divine Right of Kings is NOT a Constitutional principle, people!




CONSERVATIVES & THE ECONOMY - "What do you mean you can't find a job!" "You're lazy, Come with me to get a meal & a long, long, long shower...you'll feel much better"




AND THE ANSWER IS..... - An idiot.




DON'T FORGET - Whenever you want to talk immigration, make sure you put on your Reagan mask, and you will have no problems at all.




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